Professor: "You can tell me which organ of mammals can, once energized, to reach a size equal to six times the size of the body at rest?"
Student (blushing terribly): "I do not know ..."
Professor: "I do not know exactly? Think about it, it is not difficult! "
Student (increasingly uncomfortable): "I do not think of anything ..."
Professor: "Come on, do you think the life of every day ..."
Student (in severe embarrassment): "Well ..."
Professor: "Come on lady, you throw it!"
Student: "The penis?"
(Breaks out a roar in the classroom)
Professor (calmly): "Congratulations to you and your boyfriend, Miss. However, the organ is the pupil "
It tells of a professor with the habit of using an interlayer rather vulgar in class. One day the girls that followed his course, exasperate, they agreed to leave en masse from the classroom to the first word that the professor had spoken; the boys, however, were aware of it and reported to the professor. So the professor the next day he entered the courtroom saying:
"I have seen out the door with an elephant shit so long!"
Immediately, as agreed, the girls got up and made to go to the door, but the lock him saying:
"Do not run, and already gone ..."
Examination of Analysis.
A college girl, dressed in a VERY truccatissima and uninhibited, supports the oral Analysis I. Once recorded the vote, the student with the air of a diva, lights a cigarette in the classroom and starts to go ...
The professor, while the student starts to get up, he exclaims: "And as he said Aeneas sailing, I salute Troy steaming"
Examination of Cytology.
Professor: "Tell me, young man, something of the vaginal tissue"
Student: "The vaginal tissue is ciliated and ..."
Professor: "Excuse me, but are you sure?"
Student: "Yes it is ciliated!"
Professor: "I do not even remember a saying that I mentioned about it?"
Student: "But really ..."
Professor: "The I reject, but be warned: it goes where the train does not grow grass!
It is said that during a chemistry lesson has entered a professor in the laboratory, holding a jar full of piss saying:
"Two good quality for a chemical are ingenuity and concentration. The ingenuity you could do find that a simple method to detect the presence of sugar in the urine is to taste them. "
Having said this puts a finger in piss and then licks it. "Someone wants to try?"
A student who does not believe that that is piss you put into the finger and licks it, feeling that it was just piss.
Auks the professor continues: "The concentration instead you could do find that I dipped the middle and I licked the index."
Professor of Anatomy who likes to embarrass the female students.
A girl asks, "What is that thing that you and I did not ... she knows how to use well and I did not ... which derives pleasure and not me ...".
The girl: "The brain ..."
During a lecture at the Faculty of Medicine, the professor is holding a crowded lecture on the chemical composition of human sperm. After explaining that is present in the composition of glucose a girl raises her hand for a question:
"Excuse me, professor, you are saying that there is sugar in the human sperm. Well, but if there is sugar, why is not sweet? "
After a moment of silence, the entire courtroom burst into laughter that lasts several minutes. The girl, flushed, collects all his stuff and run away from the classroom.
The professor after a while 'says: "The sperm is not sweet because the taste buds are sensitive to sweet on the tip of the tongue and not behind, near the gorge."