Professor: "You can tell me which organ of mammals can, when excited, to reach sizes equal to six times the size of the body at rest?"
Student (blushing terribly): "I do not know ..."
Professor: "I do not know right? Think about it, it's not hard! "
Student (increasingly uncomfortable): "I can not think of anything ..."
Professor: "Come on, do you think the life of every day ..."
Student (in severe embarrassment): "Well ..."
Professor: "Come on lady, you throw!"
Student: "The penis?"
(Breaks out a roar in the classroom)
Professor (calmly): "Congratulations to you and your boyfriend, Miss. However, the organ is the pupil "
He tells of a professor with the habit of using an interlayer rather vulgar in class. One day the girls that followed his course, exasperate, they agreed to leave en masse from the floor at the first word that the professor had spoken; the boys, however, were aware of it and reported everything to the professor. So the professor the next day entered the courtroom saying:
"I saw an elephant out the door with a cock so long!"
Immediately, as agreed, the girls got up and made to go to the door, but the lock him saying:
"Do not run, and already gone ..."
A college girl, dressed in a VERY truccatissima and uninhibited, supports the oral Analysis I. Once recorded the vote, the student air diva, lights a cigarette in the classroom and starts to go ...
The professor, while the student starts to get up, he exclaims: "And as he said Aeneas sailing, Hail Troy steaming"
Professor: "Tell me, young man, something of the vaginal tissue"
Student: "The vaginal tissue is ciliated and ..."
Professor: "Excuse me, but are you sure?"
Student: "Yes it is ciliated!"
Professor: "he does not even remember a proverb I mentioned about it?"
Student: "But really ..."
Professor: "The I reject, but be warned: it goes where the train does not grow grass!
It is said that during a chemistry lesson is a professor came into the laboratory, holding a jar full of piss saying:
"Two good quality for a chemical are ingenuity and concentration. The ingenuity you might be discovering that a simple method to detect the presence of sugar in urine is to taste them. "
That said putting a finger in the piss and then licks it. "Someone wants to try?"
A student who does not believe that that is piss you put into the finger and licks it, feeling that it was just piss.
Auks the professor continues: "The concentration instead you could do find that I dipped the middle and I licked the index."
Professor of anatomy who likes to embarrass students.
A girl asks: "What is that thing that you and I did not ... she knows how to use and not me ... from which derives pleasure and not me ...".
The girl: "The brain ..."
During a lecture at the Faculty of Medicine, the professor is holding a crowded lecture on the chemical composition of human sperm. After explaining that the composition is glucose a girl raises her hand for a question:
"Excuse me, professor, you are saying that there is sugar in the human sperm. Well, but if there is sugar, why it is not sweet? "
After a moment of silence, the entire hall burst into laughter that lasts several minutes. The girl, flushed, collects all his stuff and runs away from the classroom.
The professor after a while 'says: "The sperm is not sweet because the taste buds are sensitive to sweet on her tongue and not behind, near the gorge."