Professor: "You can tell me which organ of mammals can, once energized, to reach a size equal to six times the size of the body at rest?"
Student (blushing terribly): "I do not know ..."
Professor: "You do not know their own? Think about it, it is not difficult! "
Student (increasingly uncomfortable): "I can not think of anything ..."
Professor: "Come on, do you think the life of every day ..."
Student (in severe embarrassment): "Well ..."
Professor: "Come on lady, you throw it!"
Student: "The penis?"
(Breaks out a roar in the classroom)
Professor (calmly): "Congratulations to her and her boyfriend, miss. However, the organ is the pupil "
It tells of a professor with the habit of using an interlayer rather vulgar during the lessons. One day the girls who followed its course, exasperated, they agreed to come out of the classroom block at the first word that the professor had spoken, the boys, however, were aware of it and reported to the professor. So the next day the teacher came into the classroom saying:
"I saw an elephant out of the door with a dick so long!"
Immediately, as agreed, the girls got up and made to go to the door, but he said the block:
"Do not run, and already gone ..."
Examination of Analysis.
A college girl, dressed in a VERY truccatissima and uninhibited, supports the oral Analysis I. Once you register your vote, the student air diva, lights a cigarette in the classroom and is about to go ...
The professor and the student starts to get up, he exclaims: "And as he said Aeneas sail, I salute Troy steaming"
Professor: "Tell me, young man, something of the vaginal tissue"
Student: "The vaginal tissue is ciliated and ..."
Professor: "Excuse me, but are you sure?"
Student: "Yes it is ciliated!"
Professor: "I do not even remember a saying that I have mentioned about it?"
Student: "But really ..."
Professor: "I've got to reject, but remember: where the train goes through the grass does not grow!
It is said that during a chemistry lesson has entered a professor in the laboratory, holding a jar full of piss saying:
"Two good quality for a chemical are ingenuity and concentration. The ingenuity may make you discover that a simple method to detect the presence of sugar in the urine is taste them. "
Having said this puts a finger in the piss and then licks it. "Anybody want to try?"
A student who does not believe that that is piss you put into your finger and licks it, feeling it was just piss.
Auks the professor continues: "The concentration instead may make you discover that I dipped the middle and I licked the index."
Professor of Anatomy, who likes to embarrass students.
A girl asks: "What is that thing that she and I did not ... she knows how to use and I do not ... from which derives pleasure and I do not ...".
The girl: "The brain ..."
During a lecture at the Faculty of Medicine, the professor is holding a crowded lecture on the chemical composition of human sperm. After explaining that glucose is present in the composition of a girl raises her hand for a question:
"Excuse me, professor, you are saying that there is sugar in human sperm. Well, but if there is sugar, why is not sweet? "
After a moment of silence, the whole class burst into laughter that lasts several minutes. The girl flushed, picks up all his stuff and runs away from the classroom.
The professor after a while, 'says: "The sperm is not sweet because the taste-sensitive are sweet on the tip of your tongue and not the back, near the gorge."