Professor: "You can tell me which organ of mammals can, once energized, to reach a size equal to six times the size of the body at rest?"
Student (blushing terribly): "I do not know ..."
Professor: "I do not know right? Think about it, it's not hard! "
College Girl (more uncomfortable): "I can not think of anything ..."
Professor: "Come on, think of the life of every day ..."
Student (seriously embarrassed): "Well ..."
Professor: "Come on girl, you throw it!"
Student: "The penis?"
(Breaks out a roar in the classroom)
Professor (calmly): "Congratulations to you and your fiance, Miss. However, the body is the apple "
It tells of a professor with the habit of using an interlayer rather vulgar in class. One day the girls who followed its course, exasperated, they agreed to come out of the classroom block at the first word that the professor had spoken; boys, however, came to know of it and reported to the professor. So the next day the teacher came into the classroom saying:
"I saw an elephant outside the door with a long cock like that!"
Immediately, as agreed, the girls got up and made to go to the door, but he said the block:
"Do not run, and already gone ..."
Examination of Analysis.
A college girl, dressed in a VERY truccatissima and uninhibited, supports the analysis of oral I. Once recorded vote, the student with the air of a diva, lights a cigarette and starts to go in the classroom ...
The professor and the student starts to get up, he exclaims: "And as he said Aeneas sailing, I salute Troy steaming"
Examination of Cytology.
Professor: "Tell me, young man, something of the vaginal tissue"
Student: "The vaginal tissue is ciliated and ..."
Professor: "Excuse me, but are you sure?"
Student: "Yes it is ciliated!"
Professor: "I do not even remember a saying that I have mentioned about it?"
Student: "But really ..."
Professor: "I've got to fail, but be warned: it goes where the train does not grow grass!
It is said that during a chemistry lesson a teacher has entered into the laboratory, holding a jar full of piss, saying:
"Two good quality for a chemical are talent and concentration. The ingenuity may make you discover a simple method to detect the presence of sugar in the urine is to taste them. "
Having said this puts a finger in the piss and then licks it. "Does anyone want to try?"
A student who does not believe that that is piss you put into your finger and lick it, feeling that it was piss.
Auks the professor continues: "The concentration on the other hand you may find that I have to set the medium and I licked the index."
Professor of Anatomy who likes to embarrass the students.
A girl asks, "What is this thing that you and I did not ... she knows how to use and I did not ... which derives pleasure and I did not ...".
The girl: "The brain ..."
During a lecture at the Faculty of Medicine, the professor is holding a crowded lecture on the chemical composition of human sperm. After explaining that the composition is glucose a girl raises her hand for a question:
"Excuse me professor, you are saying that there is sugar in human sperm. Well, but if there is sugar, why do not you sweet? "
After a moment of silence, the whole class burst into laughter that lasts several minutes. The girl flushed, gathers all his stuff and runs away from the classroom.
The professor after a while, 'says: "Semen is not sweet because the taste-sensitive are sweet on the tip of the tongue and not the back, near the throat."